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I rarely post nsfw, so in theory I should be able to keep my blog, but this blue hell of a site is so goddamn dumb, shooting itself on the foot, and anything can happen. So you guys can also find me on twitter.com/thehobbem.
I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.
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OH. MY GOSH.
I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.
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Thanks for all the well wishes. I’m ready to start posting again.
Here’s a succulent witch in time for October! I’ll have prints of her (and everything else) at NYCC this weekend, artist alley table G4.
Black Sails canonically is an erotic sexual roleplay between two long term boyfriends trying to spice up their sex life, and Silver, naked in his 21st century bed, is like, “I think we’ve established we are both pirates, I think we can have sex now,” and Flint is like, “what are you talking about, we haven’t gotten the gold from the Urca yet.”
“I didn’t think there’d be this much plotting.”
“There hasn’t been any yet, we haven’t even gotten to the flashbacks.”
“HOW ARE THERE FLASHBACKS, HOW MUCH CHARACTER WORK DID YOU DO, I’VE BEEN MAKING THIS UP AS I GO.”
(Silver’s character work consisted of coming up with the name Long John Silver while gesturing meaningfully towards his penis.)
(Flint’s character work involved but was not limited to costuming, hand drawn maps, 27 library books on the Golden Age of Piracy, and ignoring his terrible boyfriend gesturing meaningfully at his penis.)
Their sex life has not been spiced up in the least but Flint’s ship in bottles collection has taken on an erotic charge that Silver is not wholly comfortable with.
Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
You’re Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me
omg
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.
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chapter 4 – 7
THE SQUAD ARE ALL TOGETHER
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Charlie, a highly-strung, openly gay over-thinker, and Nick, a cheerful, soft-hearted rugby player, meet at a British all-boys grammar school. Friendship blooms quickly, but could there be something more…?
Nick and Charlie are characters from my debut novel, Solitaire. Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st.
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