andhumanslovedstories:

Black Sails canonically is an erotic sexual roleplay between two long term boyfriends trying to spice up their sex life, and Silver, naked in his 21st century bed, is like, “I think we’ve established we are both pirates, I think we can have sex now,” and Flint is like, “what are you talking about, we haven’t gotten the gold from the Urca yet.”

“I didn’t think there’d be this much plotting.”

“There hasn’t been any yet, we haven’t even gotten to the flashbacks.”

“HOW ARE THERE FLASHBACKS, HOW MUCH CHARACTER WORK DID YOU DO, I’VE BEEN MAKING THIS UP AS I GO.”

(Silver’s character work consisted of coming up with the name Long John Silver while gesturing meaningfully towards his penis.)

(Flint’s character work involved but was not limited to costuming, hand drawn maps, 27 library books on the Golden Age of Piracy, and ignoring his terrible boyfriend gesturing meaningfully at his penis.)

Their sex life has not been spiced up in the least but Flint’s ship in bottles collection has taken on an erotic charge that Silver is not wholly comfortable with.