Monthly Archives: April 2018
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
“Every player feels the same pride about the fact that they’re going to be on the court, no matter whether they’re some genius or just a regular guy.”
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The first week that Yuuri officially moves into the house has Makkachin overly excited because yay! her other dad is finally moving in with them. But she always whimpers sadly whenever Yuuri goes out on his own because she fears that he won’t be coming back. Viktor always has to comfort her and reassure her that Yuuri is in fact coming back and has only gone to buy her more doggie treats.
The only way I can cope with Infinity War now is overthinking the fact that Groot’s language is
apparently
called Grootish. Was he named after his language?? What if everyone on his planet is called Groot?? What if Thor, who actually studied Grootish – unlike the Guardians, who picked it up – is the only one who understood that Groot’s name actually means “tree” in Grootish? “This is my friend. Tree.”
Thehobs 